It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress. ~Mark Twain
Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. ~Mark Twain
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. ~Woody Allen
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. ~Will Rogers
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